The Office

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

An office is not for dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

That's what she said.

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

That's what she said.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

I am Beyoncé, always.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.