Rick and Morty

Get schwifty.

There's always a Sci-Fi solution, Morty. This is what people who say 'be yourself' don't understand.

Existence is pain to a Meeseeks, Jerry. And we will do anything to alleviate that pain.

I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.

To live is to risk it all; otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.

Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty.

The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.

I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Pickle Rick!