House M.D.

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is in fact a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

People don't change. Well, they do, but they don't. The fundamental nature stays the same.

If you can fake sincerity, you've got it made.

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Humanity is overrated.

When you're miserable, you need something more miserable than yourself to feel better.

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

I take risks. Sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die.

I choose to believe that the white light people see is just an oxygen deprived brain doing its best to comfort itself.

Everybody lies.