BoJack Horseman

Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That's the hard part.

You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay.

I don't understand how people live. It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: 'Yeah, another day, let's do it.'

Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.

That's the thing about jerks like us. We don't change.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

I need you to tell me that I'm a good person.

You are all the things that are wrong with you.

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.